What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:28

You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
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Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
Goldfinger
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…